身處西藏,看2012這部電影,很搞笑。

我國西藏自治區拉薩市的電影院(位於宇拓路),正在上演這套電影,但卻配上了普通話版,裡面所有藏語、英語以及……普通話,都變成普通話。

下載看了原版,除了看了很多超讚的特技,那一堆又一堆的溫情片段,簡直讓人作嘔啊!

因為我在拉薩,就說說其中有關西藏的事情︰

1,裡面的藏語,藏族朋友聽了全都笑了出來。不是拉薩話,也不是方言,反正就不知是誰編出來,挺搞笑。

2,喇嘛喝茶時的茶壺,有點像日本式,但不是藏風。那麼藏族人用甚麼來倒茶呢?是用保溫瓶啊!那邊這麼冷,難道出家人在冷冷冬天喝冰茶?大空之地用日式茶壼喝冰茶,應該是看得太多日本禪宗電影吧?

3,喇嘛也要穿禦寒衣服啊,但電影裡的喇嘛或小僧人,都穿得像夏天,背景卻是雪山。

4,藏族人不殺雞……最起碼我來了西藏幾年,沒有看過藏族人殺雞。一個幾十歲的農村藏族老太婆,看著雞頭,用斧頭砍下去,根本不可能發生。有些老太婆,甚至一輩子也沒有吃過雞肉,而只吃犛牛或羊肉。

5,殺雞時,小僧人在旁邊看著,沒有阻止,藏族老太婆在出家人面前殺生又不臉紅,我不是說藏族人不殺生,但像這種場景,是絕對不可能發生。

6,有些人說,那個年青帥哥僧人不像藏族人,其實,我反而覺得挺像,有點像青海安多的人。反正我身邊有幾個藏族朋友,樣子長得真的有點像他。

7,那個寺廟,是不是根據絨布寺而設計呢?不過沒關係,反正電影也不講究。

8,在閘口的漢字,用了繁體字(寫成「閘口63」)。可能到了末日,終於覺得繁體字好了?哈哈!

反正這部電影,到後來變情倫理喜劇,一班元首或代表表決開閘,然後那班船上的人,發揮了最大的人道意識,又要別人救自己孩子,又要為了一個小說家保了性命而大呼狂叫。

看到後段,忍不住「哇」一聲笑了出來!哎,典型好萊塢啊,看得發笑,肉麻得起雞皮疙瘩……

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